Farting app

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree one hundred percent on this. They also say that laughing makes you live longer, and if this is true I will live to be the oldest person ever. One of the funniest things you can do to someone its make them think you farted when you really didn’t. There are multiple apps you can buy to do make this happen such as the “atomic fart” app; with this app you can set a timer for it to go off for a certain amount of time. This is classic when you and your friends are playing it in the hallway when people walk past. We get various reactions such as the silent glare, the disgusted face, and my favorite the “what the fuck just happened?!” face. People need to stop living their boring lives and learn to live a little and not care what people think of them.

               

Judgement

Some people are just really sketchy to be around; no one wants to be around someone that looks like he’s about to go to a mental hospital. I understand wanting to express your inner feelings, but honestly some people seem like they do it just for attention. People have to realize that doing stuff in their prime age of around 20 or 30 is going to be something they regret in the future.

The people such as the ones below are the real creepy people of this world that I would highly encourage you to stay away from, yet if you ever see one laugh first and then run.

Phone creeping

If your ever bored with texting the same old people over and over again, there is always the option of texting someone off one of your friends contacts and creeping them out by calling them “babe” or making funny conversation with them.

                Recently my friend and I texted a guy who moved away unexpectedly and we got his number from our other friend. He finally figured out who we were, but we still keep on calling him babe. It turns out that he is moving back to here this summer, so that could get real awkward.

Stare down

                Obviously everyone gets bored in class at one point or another and just doesn’t pay attention at all. When class is in the computer lab it is extremely difficult to stay focused, because the teacher isn’t talking the whole time. If you ever get too bored while in a lab and there is a wall dividing up into two sections then you can make some fun out of it.

                While someone on the other side isn’t doing work either, you can creep them out easily by just staring at them from peeking around the corner. My friend and I stared to one kid for an entire class period. We were easily entertained by this and it made the class a lot easier to survive. This also made the kid real awkward, but gave him a good laugh. If you are ever in this situation I highly recommend trying this out, it is a lot of fun. 

Facebook

                Some athletes that you watch during events in high school you can’t help but just stare at; a couple ways to see if your eyes aren’t fooling you is to one use the internet to your advantage. Our society is becoming heavily populated on Facebook, and if you have one why not use it. Most teams have rosters of the players’ names on them that you can take to look at, save it and check Facebook for them later.

                My friend and I went to a soccer game and thought number 25 was super attractive; therefore, we checked the roster’s name for a name on Facebook. After finding him my friend added him, but it turned out he was not attractive and just looks good on the field from a far.

                While we have the advantage of social networking websites, we might as well use them to creep while we can.

Awkward situations

                When in an awkward situation, there are a couple of things you can do to lighten the mood. You don’t want to make things more awkward by just sitting there, so instead you can bring some humor out.

When my friends and I get in uncomfortable situations we always have a plan, when in doubt we use the farting app. You would have to keep calm in this situation and act like you don’t know what just happened to make it funnier. The reactions are the best part.

                One day in the hall way we were feeling silly and decided to play the app on a timer; while one kid was walking by he heard it, and he turned around and gave us the dirtiest look, but it did give him a good giggle. This app never fails an awkward situation and is definitely worthy of a good story from both sides.

"The face" in action

                Recently, I have found a creeper in my life. While at another school with a friend, she pointed out a boy who had been stalking her a little bit. With this being said, me and my friend decided to make faces at this kid so we would stop looking over. Little did we know that “the face” was found attractive to this strange boy.  He went on to tell the girl he previously stalked that he dreamed about girls like me and that he wanted to add me on Facebook so he could talk to me (creep me out).  Unfortunately to him, he didn’t know my last name and couldn’t find me, so I will add him instead to creep him out to leave me alone. Sometimes we get in situations where "the face" just won't get you through, so you need to find alternative ways.

Jenna Marbles

 

As we all know, my friends and I like creeping on people as a joke; however when people do it non-jokingly it gets a little sketchy. Jenna Marbles is my YouTube go to person if I ever need a good laugh, because everything she says is so accurate and funny. She had an episode on how to get rid of creepy people and I enjoy it a lot. Below I posted two of the ways you can get people to back of you and leave you alone. Just by making one of these faces at one of your creepers can hopefully get them to shut up. Without Jenna, I would be stuck in a lot of awkward situations; use “the face” and you will be good to go.

Photobombing

Photo bombing can be one of the funniest ways to make people laugh. The reaction of the laugh you might not be able to see, but when that person goes home and sees that you totally ruined their picture with your funny face is priceless.

Whenever you get the chance to photo bomb it, you must photo bomb it. If I were to look at my pictures and see a funny face in the background I would crack up. Photo bombing is not always on purpose, sometimes you take a picture at just the right time to get someone doing something really embarrassing in the photo ruining the first try of the picture.

The pictures I found is classic proof that photo bombing is hilarious. There is nothing better than finding a messed up face in the background of our pictures.  I wait or the moment they look at their pictures and find me in the background, it’s hilarious.

Boring car ride?

If you’re ever stuck in lots of traffic or are just feeling in a goofy mood I consider trying serenading people next to you or behind you. The best car to serenade people in is a 4 Runner because they have the roll down back window. You have no idea how fun this is until you actually try it.

                While driving with my friend in the far right lane, there was only one other car on the street and it was four lanes over in the far left lane. When our jam came on “Crazy Girl”, we felt the need to serenade them. At first they had no idea what hit them, but when they went for a double take they realized that we hadn’t yet stopped singing to them. They proceeded to laugh at us and enjoy our awful singing. We realized we had just made their days and given them something to talk about on their long day of work.

                A simple act of goofiness can change a person’s day in an instant; don’t let that chance go right by you, because it feels great to have known you bettered their days.

Following

The best part about creeping on people is the fact that they get so uncomfortable in the situation. Following people around stores or in cars is one of the best ways for people to feel uncomfortable

My friend and I followed a sixteen year old boy around target for about an hour; within that hour we managed to find a card that plays “I’m too sexy for my shirt” song and danced and sung that song for him. Preceding that he asked if we were stalking him and we simply said “yes” and walked away. The fact that we took an hour to dance to this kid made him feel exceedingly uncomfortable, but in the end he has a good story to tell his friends.

Simple things like that can make the person laugh or be a little bit scared; but either way, it can really change your mood around personally and make it that much better of a day, and like I said before it gives a fantastic story to tell.

When people think of the word creeping they think of the disturbing people who follow or stalk people in an all serious way. I know for a fact that my friends and I are not the only ones who are not the strange people who stalk others, but we do have fun in a joking manor with people; in a way that some would describe as creeping.

Everyone experiences creeping on one another in their life; whether, it’s Facebook creeping or real life creeping. Everyone has that eye candy that they can’t keep their eyes off of, and it's perfectly normal to do that; and we all know you have, so don’t try and deny it. As a whole we need to differentiate the difference between real hard-core stalking and jokingly creeping on people, so that we can have fun without being judged too bad.