Farting app

They say laughter is the best medicine, and I agree one hundred percent on this. They also say that laughing makes you live longer, and if this is true I will live to be the oldest person ever. One of the funniest things you can do to someone its make them think you farted when you really didn’t. There are multiple apps you can buy to do make this happen such as the “atomic fart” app; with this app you can set a timer for it to go off for a certain amount of time. This is classic when you and your friends are playing it in the hallway when people walk past. We get various reactions such as the silent glare, the disgusted face, and my favorite the “what the fuck just happened?!” face. People need to stop living their boring lives and learn to live a little and not care what people think of them.

               

Judgement

Some people are just really sketchy to be around; no one wants to be around someone that looks like he’s about to go to a mental hospital. I understand wanting to express your inner feelings, but honestly some people seem like they do it just for attention. People have to realize that doing stuff in their prime age of around 20 or 30 is going to be something they regret in the future.

The people such as the ones below are the real creepy people of this world that I would highly encourage you to stay away from, yet if you ever see one laugh first and then run.

Phone creeping

If your ever bored with texting the same old people over and over again, there is always the option of texting someone off one of your friends contacts and creeping them out by calling them “babe” or making funny conversation with them.

                Recently my friend and I texted a guy who moved away unexpectedly and we got his number from our other friend. He finally figured out who we were, but we still keep on calling him babe. It turns out that he is moving back to here this summer, so that could get real awkward.

Stare down

                Obviously everyone gets bored in class at one point or another and just doesn’t pay attention at all. When class is in the computer lab it is extremely difficult to stay focused, because the teacher isn’t talking the whole time. If you ever get too bored while in a lab and there is a wall dividing up into two sections then you can make some fun out of it.

                While someone on the other side isn’t doing work either, you can creep them out easily by just staring at them from peeking around the corner. My friend and I stared to one kid for an entire class period. We were easily entertained by this and it made the class a lot easier to survive. This also made the kid real awkward, but gave him a good laugh. If you are ever in this situation I highly recommend trying this out, it is a lot of fun. 

Facebook

                Some athletes that you watch during events in high school you can’t help but just stare at; a couple ways to see if your eyes aren’t fooling you is to one use the internet to your advantage. Our society is becoming heavily populated on Facebook, and if you have one why not use it. Most teams have rosters of the players’ names on them that you can take to look at, save it and check Facebook for them later.

                My friend and I went to a soccer game and thought number 25 was super attractive; therefore, we checked the roster’s name for a name on Facebook. After finding him my friend added him, but it turned out he was not attractive and just looks good on the field from a far.

                While we have the advantage of social networking websites, we might as well use them to creep while we can.

Awkward situations

                When in an awkward situation, there are a couple of things you can do to lighten the mood. You don’t want to make things more awkward by just sitting there, so instead you can bring some humor out.

When my friends and I get in uncomfortable situations we always have a plan, when in doubt we use the farting app. You would have to keep calm in this situation and act like you don’t know what just happened to make it funnier. The reactions are the best part.

                One day in the hall way we were feeling silly and decided to play the app on a timer; while one kid was walking by he heard it, and he turned around and gave us the dirtiest look, but it did give him a good giggle. This app never fails an awkward situation and is definitely worthy of a good story from both sides.